Bravery of the Barrens "Soup"
Use: Increases Stamina by 15 and Spirit by 50 for 40 seconds. During that time, all enemies will show as level 1 and all your quests will show as green. Everyone will smile at you and salute you. You will glee continuously and get exhausted for 2 minutes afterwards.
Warning: If you attempt to drink the soup before it is boiled, you will have to stop and puke every 15 sec. for 5 minutes. If you manage to puke at an enemy, he will suffer 75 Nature damage over 1 minute and has to puke himself.
Ingredients: Strider Meat, Hot Spices, Deviate Fish, Blackmouth Oil, Kodo Hide Bag.

First, a strider you must seek
and spices; the meat must not be weak.
Then in the Wailing Caverns get
Deviate Fish, preferably wet.
Do not forget then how to boil:
You will indeed need Blackmouth Oil.

Now you will need a bag of hide
from the Kodo's inner side.
Pour the oil and then the meat,
the fish comes last, but do not eat
before it has been boiled in air
under the watch of the Snapjaw's stare.

Now eat of all your heart's desire
and there's not a thing that seems too dire!

(Combine Hot spices and Strider Meat to make Strider Chips. Then, pour Blackmouth Oil into a Kodo Hide Bag, followed by the Strider Chips and finally the Deviate Fish. Go to one of the underwater fissures in the Stagnant Oasis and boil the bag in the air from the fissure.)

Elixir of Embodiment of Fear
Use: Transforms you into the embodiment of your enemies fear. Transformation is faction dependant.
Alliance: Transforms you into a gigantic Gnome Rogue-a-din and teleports you to a random Horde city where you can run a rampage and scare the populace. While in gnome Rogue-a-din form you will be able to stealth (it’s completely impractical for a gigantic gnome the size of the Zeppelin tower to stealth but you’ll manage it) or cast ‘teh bubble’ which makes you completely invulnerable to damage and logic.
Horde: Transforms you into a gigantic Tauren Sham-ruid and teleports you to a random Alliance city where you can run rampage and scare the populace. While in Sham-ruid form you can deploy anti-gravity totems which make any alliance in the area float around helplessly; anti-aircraft totems which blow things up and spam boomfire! (a spell similar to moonfire but it restores mana instead of costing it, the debuff icon is a smiley face which will make players happy even though they’re being spammed to death.)

Elixir of Embodiment of Fear
Instructions:
1. Take the pumpkin… no literally take it and run, who knows when those filthy orange-vegetable loving farmers will stop chasing you.
2. Hollow said pumpkin (pyroblast will do the job)
3. Add the course blasting powder, watch out for explosions.*
4. Add the fizzy spirits, don’t forget to test the spirits first… if it can’t strip paint then worthy it aint… or something.
5. Now head to Orgrimmar or Stormwind and start complaining about how the ‘Nelf Rogues’ or ‘teh Shamyz’ ‘ownXord’ you in PvP… eventually some nice person will give you a demonic rune to put yourself out of your misery. Don’t use it; throw it in the pumpkin with the rest of the stuff.
6. The next part can be tricky; goblins are rather unwilling to be used in cookery… even recipes as blatantly ground breaking as this one. One technique would be to convince the goblin to part with his self because self is merely an illusion created by our subconscious minds and nothing really exists anyway… alternatively you could hit him with a large hammer. Either way, add the goblin to the mix.
7. Stir well, if it didn’t explode before it will now.*
8. Serve with ice and a medical team on stand-by.
*We take no responsibility for explosions / implosions / re-plosions / de-plosions caused through use of this recipe.

Requires: Moon Harvest Pumpkin, Course Blasting Powder, Steamwheedle Fizzy Spirits, Demonic Rune and 1 (confused) Goblin.

Farting Bean Casserole
Use: Restores 874 health over 27 seconds. If you remain seated for 10 seconds while eating, you will gain a random speed acceleration due to the release of intestinal gas. Lasts 30 minutes.
Ingredients: Lion Meat (4), Hot Spices, Coarse Blasting Powder (3), Elemental Fire.

Eczema Elixir
Use: Gives you eczema. All of your stats are reduced by 5 for 2 minutes. Each time an opponent hits you in melee combat, he or she has a chance to contract eczema, reducing his or her stats by 5 for 2 minutes. Use moderately...

Requires: Swiftthistle, Patch of Bat Hair, Fishliver Oil, Empty Vial

Dwarven Perfume
Use: Increases the threat your character generates for 30 min. Not recommended for sensitive noses!
Ingredients: Fine Aged Cheddar (3), Dwarven Mild (5), Skin of Dwarven Stout (5), Flagon of Mead, Strong Flux, Leaded Vial

Crying Ogre Baby
Use: Transforms you into a crying ogre baby. Reduces the attack power and resistances of all enemies within 5 meters for 75 points. Lasts 2 minutes.
Requires: Crystal Vial, Elixir of Ogre's Strength, Plaguebloom (4), Gromsblood (8), Nubless Pacifier, Ice Cold Milk (10).