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	Recipe: Wrath of Euphoria Potion (Part I) Submitted by: Nysard on Moonglade Recipe: Wrath of Euphoria Potion Requires: Alchemy 375 Use: Teaches you how to make Wrath of Euphoria Potion Wrath of Euphoria Potion When consumed will invert your coloured vision, and will also grant the user the ability to see rainbows. Lots of rainbows. "It smells bad, tastes bad, but boy, does it make you feel good." Requires: Eyelash of Naga, Half a teaspoon of Ogre Sweat, Small tub of Devilsaur Dung, Bottled Murloc Shriek, A Bunch of Ghost Mushrooms, Cauldron of Dragon Breath Chilli Gathering the Ingredients Eyelash of Naga Your best bet is to look for a Naga that obviously takes pride in its appearance and perhaps uses one of the better brand mascaras such as the 'Swamp – No 7.' For the heroic: Slay entire army of Naga until the required eyelash has been located! Easy! For the not-so-heroic: Wait for someone heroic to find the required lash while quickly devouring Savory Deviate Delights until you transform into a NINJ0R! Half a teaspoon of Ogre Sweat Ogres sweat...ALOT, so this may be a lot easier to find than you first think. For the heroic: 1) Find a suitable-sized Ogre stronghold, 2) Waltz in slicing and dicing at anything that moves or smells bad (Note: watch for any nearby friendly Warlocks), 3) Stroke swab across the secreting armpit and store in a smell-proof jar. For the not-so-heroic: Locate a solo ogre and creep up behind him carefully (Note: Be careful not to make any woo-ing noises as this can startle the beast – this means you, Warriors!) Once behind the unprepared Ogre, tap it on his left shoulder and quickly side step to his right. While he is looking towards his left, acquire the sweat and be on your way. Small Tub of Devilsaur Dung If you are of a nervous disposition, or a gnome, you may want to turn back at this step. For the heroic: Approach the Devilsaur head-on while waving your arms in the air, bellowing out your best war cry. If done correctly, the Devilsaur should, for better use of the word, crap itself. For the not-so-heroic: Your first step is to locate a Devilsaur. Once located it won't be long before it empties its bowels. When the Devilsaur is in the 'squat,' be sure to not be in the 'landing zone' - especially if you're of gnomish heritage - as you could end up covered, yes it happens, shi...that is. Once the Devilsaur has done its business, fill your tub and make a quick exit for the nearest bath. Bottled Murloc Shriek During this stage you will require one [Bottle of Noise], which is available at all good hardware stores, as well as the bad ones. For the heroic: Begin by travelling to your nearest murloc-infested body of water, and, upon arrival, begin to shout obscenities at any nearby murloc. Upon noticing you, they will charge and begin their inaudible shrieking. Use your [Bottle of Noise] now and finish by slaying every last murloc you see. For the not-so-heroic: Locate a set of murloc dwellings and once found run past with your [Bottle of Noise] held high above your head. When the murlocs begin to charge use your [Bottle of Noise] and then just keep running. Hopefully you can run faster than your average murloc, in which case; job well done. A Bunch of Ghost Mushrooms See Chapter IV: Herbalists, More Than Just Flower Pickers. A cauldron of Dragon breath Chili See Chapter XI: Cooks, Bloody Aprons And Big Knives Compulsory. Directions Phase 1: Add the [Dragon breath Chili] in the cauldron over an open fire, being careful not to spill any onto open skin. As soon as the chili starts to bubble, quickly place the [Eyelash of Naga] and [Half a teaspoon of Ogre Sweat] into the bubbling mixture and stir frantically until your elbow is sore. Once stirred it is customary, at this moment in time, to /dance and /silly for a good five minutes with any members of the audience you might have. Should you have no audience, a nearby rock will do. Phase 2: Grind the [One Small Tub of Devilsaur Dung] and [Ghost Mushrooms] in a mortar and pestle until a thick paste is created. WARNING: Do NOT get this in your eyes! Side effects have been known to cause the patient to see nothing but pink furry gnomes where ever they look. Once the paste is at the desired consistency, add it to the cauldron while performing a /flex every 15 seconds. Phase 3: Fuel the fire as much as possible. Continue to do so until you get the contents of the cauldron bubbling as frantically as possible. When you are within 5% of completion, the mixture will begin to give off a whistling sound. As soon as it does so, add the [Bottled Murloc Shriek] and stand back. The mixture will now bubble for another few minutes during which time it is customary to do a /taunt x4, /flex x2, /giggle x1, and finish it off with a /roar. Your mixture is now complete.

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	Recipe: Pan-Azeroth Gargle Blaster Submitted by: Leona Robinson Recipe: Pan-Azeroth Gargle Blaster Requires: Alchemy 200 Use: Teaches you how to make Pan-Azeroth Gargle Blaster Pan-Azeroth Gargle Blaster ("Guaranteed to blow your mind...probably") Use: Raises all attributes by 42 for 10 minutes, although there is always a chance it will just blow your head clean off your shoulders. Requires: 2 red firework, 2 green firework, volatile rum, 4 green power crystal, crystal vial Recipe: Macbeth's Mixture Submitted by: Michael Rosner Recipe: Macbeth's Mixture Requires: Alchemy 375 Use: Teaches you how to make Macbeth's Mixture Macbeth's Mixture Use: Every time you are the subject you inflict 200-350 shadow damage to the attacker and there is a slight chance the attacker will turn into a frog for 10 seconds. Lasts 1 Hour. While under the effects of this potion you may be transformed into a being of Witchcraft. Requires: Murloc Eye, Broken Basilisk Teeth, Bat Ear, Red Dragonscale, Large Scorpid Claw, Piglet's Collar, Rat Cage, Imbued Vial "Double, double toil and trouble! Fire burn, and cauldron bubble."

	Recipe: The Enterprise Submitted by: Johan Månsson Recipe: The Enterprise Requires: Enginering 300, Blacksmith 300 Use: Teaches you how to make the starship USS Enterprise. USS Enterprise Use: Lets you travels at warpspeed to a choosen position on any continents. It can also be used for area bombardments of enemies. While on-board the starship you automatically get rested and your health and mana is restored. Requires Level 70 to use. Requires: 2400 Iron, 1200 Gold, 600 Tin, 300 Copper, 600 Simple Timber and 2400 Coal. Also requires sufficient space to construct it on as well as a nearby Forge. Recipe: Veratiserum Submitted by: Guus Geven Recipe: Veratiserum Requires: Alchemy 250 Use: Teaches you how to make Veratiserum Veratiserum Use: Sneak up to a friendly target to inject them with Veratiserum making them unable to tell lies, and causing them to occasionally reveal embarrassing secrets to everyone around them for 10 minutes. Requires: Swift Flying Broom, Heavy Leather Ball (3), Golden Pearl.

	Recipe: Monstrous Kaliri Pie Submitted by: David Prowse Recipe: Monstrous Kaliri Pie Requires: Cooking 100 Use: Allows you to make Monstrous Kaliri Pie Monstrous Kaliri Pie Use: Doesn't restore any health or mana and won't increase your stats, but boy will you feel better after making one! Requires: 50 Monstrous Kaliri Wings, Cooking Fire Recipe: Fear The Whelps Juice Submitted by: James Yellowley Recipe: Fear The Whelps Juice Requires: Alchemy 300 Use: Teaches you how to make Fear The Whelps Juice Fear The Whelp Juice Use: Splash this juice on a close target. Casts Fear on target and a small Whelp to appear and chase them around while they shout "WHELPS" over and over for 10 seconds. Requires: Dark Whelpling, Flask of Mojo, Imbued Vial "THAT'S 50 DKP MINUS!"